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The tradition of birthday gifts dates back to the Big Bang, when the universe was created as a gift to and from itself, partly out of kindness, but also partly in the hope that at the dawn of the next aeon it would cross-reciprocate with an even bigger Bang — this one with an instruction manual — and a nice chocolate cake. In the meantime: Some of you inadvertently forgot to send me a birthday present this year. But if you only knew how important it is to me to amass objects of luxury produced by enslaved victims of American leisure near and far; if you understood that it is these objects and these objects alone that define me; that without them I am unloved and unworthy of all things good, you would surely send at least the other sock. Or a card.
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